Shagadelic Mr. 911

Image includes Bernard Kerik as Dr. Evil and Michael Chertoff as Mini-Me. An appropriate casting for Chertoff since he was originally hired as a prosecutor by Giuliani when Rudy was the U.S. Attorney for Manhattan.

Inspired by the wall-to-wall "Shag Fund" coverage at Talking Points Memo:

The Shag Fund not only paid for the 11 tryst visits to Hamptons.

-- It paid for hotel and other expenses for mayoral aides -- in addition to the security detail -- who also went with the mayor to the Hamptons on the tryst weekends.

-- Nathan's NYPD-chauffeured trips (without Rudy) to visit her parents in Pennsylvania, 130 miles outside the city.

-- NYPD detectives and city-owned undercover Dodge to drive Nathan around the city.

-- NYPD detectives and city-owned undercover Dodge to drive Nathan's friends and family around the city even when she wasn't in the car.

-- NYPD security detail for Nathan, personally approved by Bernard Kerik.

-- NYPD cops to walk Nathan's dog.

I considered doing a couple other images in this vein. One was a "Shagadelic security detail fun(d)" with a leaping Rudy Powers in front of either the NYPD Blue cast or an NYPD police detail. The other was a "Do I make you Rudy?" with a pose on the round revolving bed.