Saturday, January 07, 2006

Bush Misadministration: Bat Villians

BushCo AKA The Bush Misadministration represented by (from left to right): Dick "dick" Cheney, Don "The Rummie" Rumsfeld, Condi "Liesalot" Rice, George "Brainless Nixon" Bush.

No, that's not a typo in the title, although they may all be bad villians, too. This is a look at the alter egos of BushCo the villainous enemies of Batman! Don't let their feeble appearance or inept ability to govern lull you into a false sense of security. They are extremely dangerous!

The Riddler
"Riddle me this and riddle me that, who needs more troops and armor when you have a President that's no cattle and all hat?"

The Catwoman

"Everything is purrfect. I believe the title was 'Bin laden determined to attack in the US' but it was a historical document. Everything in Iraq is going purrfectly. We do not have secret prisons and we do not condone torture...much."

The Penguin
"Wah, wah , wah, terrorists, Osama, Saddam, no difference.
Wah, wah, wah, Saddam has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons.
Wah, wah, wah, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction.
Wah, wah, wah, last Throes."

The Joker

"Ha-ha-ha-ha. No WMD here, nope. Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere.
Ha-ha-ha-ha. If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just as long as I'm the dictator."

BushCo Caught Illegally Wiretapping US Citizens.


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