Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Larry Craig to Play Dumbledore

Dood Abides (aka Dudehisattva) reports, Larry Craig to Play Dumbledore in Final Two Harry Potter Movies:

BOISE, ID (DMZ) - DMZ insiders have learned that Idaho Senator Larry Craig will be announcing that he is giving up his fight to restore his reputation in the U.S. Senate, and instead has signed a contract to star in the role of Albus Dumbledore in the final two Harry Potter films. A spokesperson for Michael Gambon , the popular British actor who has portrayed Dumbledore in the past two films stated that Gambon has elected to pursue other projects. The spokesperson refused to comment if Gambon's decision had been related to author JK Rowling's recent revelation of Dumbledore's homosexuality.

This gives an entirely new meaning to fighting a troll in the bathroom stalls:


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