Pellet in Cheney victim's brain

... Doctors said he suffered a mild lobotomy attack Friday after a shotgun pellet in his head traveled to his brain ...

This man was shooting at...

this bird, but instead....

shot this bird brain.

Cheers Greet Cheney at Appearance in Wyoming (NYT via AP):

"My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with," Harry Whittington said, his voice a bit raspy but strong in his first comments since being shot on a South Texas ranch six days earlier.

The Austin bird brain spoke less than 20 minutes before Cheney made his first public appearance since the shooting, receiving a rousing ovation from legislators in his home state of Wyoming.

Welcome to the United States under the Cheney administration where one sycophant needs to apologize for being the victim of a shooting by the Vice President while he is cheered on by his remaining sycophants.